How To Make Banana Bread Porridge Like A Boss

Porridge gets a bad rep. Despite being one of our most traditional and much loved Irish breakfasts, many people perceive it as boring. I guess most breakfasts that don’t come with a side of pulled pork are considered boring these days. Porridge is one of my favourite things to eat (I couldn’t imagine a world without oats in it, seriously) and if I’m having an incredibly lazy day, I’ll sometimes even make a bowl for dinner.

Banana Bread Porridge, Seducing You With Every Glance
Banana Bread Porridge, Seducing You With Every Glance
The Only Way To Make And Eat Porridge - The Banana Bread Way
The Only Way To Make And Eat Porridge – The Banana Bread Way

Porridge is great because not only is it really nutritious, cheap and quick to make, it also is open to endless flavour varieties. You can add in pretty much any fruit, nut, seed, spice, milk or sweetener. While I usually have mine with some berries I decided to go a bit decadent today with a version that tastes like your favourite banana bread with lots of gooey banana and caramel flavours. Read on to see where you have been going wrong all these years…

Delicious Banana Bread Breakfast Porridge
Delicious Banana Bread Breakfast Porridge

Ingredients (serves 1)

1/2 cup oats

1 cup water

1/2 tsp Cinnamon (or a full tsp if you are a cinnamon monster like me)

1 Banana

Butter

Brown Sugar

Whole Milk

Almonds

Honey (option)

  1. Mix your oats, water and cinnamon in a pot- you can add a pinch of salt but I never find it makes a difference. If you can soak your oats overnight, all the better. It just makes the porridge more creamy. This is definitely advisable if you use jumbo oats.
  2. Put the pot under a medium- high heat and stir vigourously. Non stop until it cooks. Many people walk away from the pot and let their oats boil in water which ends up in truly manky porridge- please don’t do that.
  3. While the oats are cooking slice your banana into a frying pan on a medium heat with a tsp butter and a tsp brown sugar. Cook for a few minutes, flipping over halfway through until the bananas are golden.
  4. When your oats are almost done (it should take between 5-8 minutes) and in a splash of milk and stir again until combined. Pour your porridge into your bowl.
  5. Sprinkle your porridge with brown sugar (this is the traditional Irish way) and let the sugar melt into a nice caramel on top. Do this before you add anything else so it can melt, if you add the milk first it won’t melt. Then place your bananas on top, then add another splash of milk (or cream if you have it), a sprinkle of almonds and maybe even a drizzle of honey if you’re feeling decadent and in need of a sugar hit.
  6. Enjoy in the knowledge that you have cooked and are eating porridge like a boss.
Throw Your Oats, Water & Cinnamon In A Pot
Throw Your Oats, Water & Cinnamon In A Pot
Stir Non-Stop Until The Porridge Is Cooked
Stir Non-Stop Until The Porridge Is Cooked
When The Oats Are Cooked Stir In A Splash Of Milk
When The Oats Are Cooked Stir In A Splash Of Milk
Let Your Brown Sugar Melt Into Caramel On The Hot Porridge
Let Your Brown Sugar Melt Into Caramel On The Hot Porridge
Slice And Fry Those Bad Boys In Butter And Brown Sugar
Slice And Fry Those Bad Boys In Butter And Brown Sugar
Fry Until They Are Golden On The Outside And Gooey On The Inside
Fry Until They Are Golden On The Outside And Gooey On The Inside
The Ultimate Banana Bread Porridge
The Ultimate Banana Bread Porridge
Drizzle Your Decadent Banana Bread Porridge With Honey For Some Extra Decadence
Drizzle Your Decadent Banana Bread Porridge With Honey For Some Extra Decadence
Dig In To This Gooey Bowl of Banana Caramel Heaven
Dig In To This Gooey Bowl of Banana Caramel Heaven

OTT Chocolate and Coconut Stuffed French Toast

Every now and then you just need a little weekend indulgence. Porridge or poached eggs on toast sometimes just doesn’t cut the mustard and you need a little “yippee I made it to through the week” food.

Chocolate French Toast... Get In Ma Belly
Chocolate French Toast… Get In Ma Belly

In the spirit of all things OTT and way too decadent for breakfast, I decided to make this Chocolate and Coconut Stuffed French Toast. This is really simple to make and if you have someone over for brunch, they’ll think you’re a real whizz in the kitchen! You don’t even have to make the chocolate sauce, you can use Nutella… Simple!

Chocolate Stuffed French Toast - The Ultimate Weekend Indulgence
Chocolate Stuffed French Toast – The Ultimate Weekend Indulgence

Ingredients (Serves 1):

2 slices good quality white bread (I used cranberry white spelt)

1 egg

Cinnamon

Coconut milk

Chocolate (I used dark but you could just use nutella instead of making the sauce if you have some handy)

Coconut yoghurt

Coconut oil

  1. Break 2 squares of chocolate and place in a heavy bottomed pan with 2 tbsp of coconut milk. Let it melt over a really low heat, taking it off the heat every now and then so it doesn’t curdle. Mix together until totally melted into a sauce.
  2. Whisk together your egg, 2 tbsp coconut milk and some cinnamon in a bowl. When mixed throughΒ place on a big plate.
  3. Slather both slices ofΒ bread with coconut yoghurt, then drizzle the chocolate sauce over the coconut yoghurt. Squish the two slices of bread together and place it on the eggy plate.
  4. Let the stuffed sandwich sit on the plate for a minute absorbing all the egg and then turn on to the other side to do the same.
  5. Place a little coconut oil onto a hot frying pan and when melted place the eggy bread on top. Cook for about two minutes on each side, make sure the pan isn’t too hot.
  6. When cooked slice in half and serve while marvelling how beautifully the coconut and chocolate oozes out the sides.
  7. Enjoy!
Melt The Chocolate and The Coconut Milk
Melt The Chocolate and The Coconut Milk
Mmmmm.... Chocolate Sauce
Mmmmm…. Chocolate Sauce
Make Your Eggy Mix
Make Your Eggy Mix
Slather With Coconut Yoghurt
Slather With Coconut Yoghurt
Chocolate Chocolate Everywhere!
Chocolate Chocolate Everywhere!
Soak In Egg Mix
Soak In Egg Mix
Ready For The Frying Pan
Ready For The Frying Pan
Ready To Eat
Ready To Eat
The Fried Sandwich To End All Fried Sandwiches
The Fried Sandwich To End All Fried Sandwiches